hawks on lampposts

Jul 27, 2010. 125 comments.

I had the most lulziest day with my frand, Missy. We went to the mall today like we do every week, but a whole lot of weird shizz kept on happening today. IT WAS MARVELOUS~
The first weird thing that happened took place in JCPenney. Missy and I were in the middle of shopping, when a man approached us with his family and shoved a camera in our faces.

Man: ……………………………..HELLO
Missy: h-hai
Man: PLZ TAKE PEECTURE OF ME AND MY FAMILY
Man and his family: *smile and pose dramatically in front of the escalator*
Missy: ……*takes picture*
Me: *tries very hard not to laugh*
Man: YES BEAUTIFUL PEECTURE TANK YEW VERY MUCH *runs away*

Me and Missy then slipped away silently, and when everything was cleared, we LAFFED 4EVER
I laffed so hard that I STARTED CREYING
And after that, Missy and I did very epic things, such as running around the mall whoring for free samples, naming a pair of shoes in Journey’s and then talking to them for a couple of minutes, standing outside silently watching a hawk sitting on a lamppost for liek half an hour, and so much moar~
After the mall, we flew over to the park, where I practiced MY HARDCORE SKATING SKILLZ (I was practicing my ollie on the grass, and then I tried it on the cement and almost killed myself and Missy laffed at me STFU MISSY)
ONE DAY I WILL BE THE POKEMON MASTER JUST U WATCH
Lulz, I hope every day will be as fun as today was~ C: